Far off, in the Mountains of Dew, there is a little village.  Where the ninjas live.  And those ninjas are totally goblins.  And those ninja goblins totally have a sanatorium, which has a warden, and but one inmate.  Who is totally also the warden.

Enter if you dare, but know the rules:

  1. I am evil.
  2. I don’t care.
  3. Okay… I care a little.  But I don’t care that I care, and I don’t usually care when you think I should care, which is every time except for the actual times that I care, thank you very much.
  4. Do not feed the fly traps.  They get airs.
  5. There is no rule 5.
  6. In addition to the warden and the inmate of the Sanatorium, I am also the Pope of the village, the High Pooh-bah of Lichtenfeld, and the SUPREME RULER of the intersteller donut factory.

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