Far off, in the Mountains of Dew, there is a little village. Where the ninjas live. And those ninjas are totally goblins. And those ninja goblins totally have a sanatorium, which has a warden, and but one inmate. Who is totally also the warden.
Enter if you dare, but know the rules:
- I am evil.
- I don’t care.
- Okay… I care a little. But I don’t care that I care, and I don’t usually care when you think I should care, which is every time except for the actual times that I care, thank you very much.
- Do not feed the fly traps. They get airs.
- There is no rule 5.
- In addition to the warden and the inmate of the Sanatorium, I am also the Pope of the village, the High Pooh-bah of Lichtenfeld, and the SUPREME RULER of the intersteller donut factory.